Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Just a quick blog (before American Idol starts...I have 4 minutes:) about funny things kids say. We have discovered a bit of an ant problem at our house and today, Levi looks down at the floor and says, "Well, I think that the ants will just carry all of the food crumbs away and our house will be much cleaner!" I do believe this will be my new cleaning philosophy:)

The second one occurred yesterday during FHE. Natalie was in charge of the lesson and I was whispering into her ear the story of Samuel being called by the Lord. I whispered, " Eli told Samuel to go back to bed and listen to the Lord talking to him." Natalie says, " And the Lord said, GO BACK TO BED!!!"

The third was the best and I was giggling so hard that I was crying and had to leave the room twice. This was FHE 2 weeks ago and Levi was giving the lesson and George whispered, "Joseph's new sepulchre" and Levi said "Joseph's son is a booger." As I type this, I am laughing so hard that I am crying. Maybe it's the pregnancy:)

5 comments:

Debbie, Lee, Rachele and Kenny said...

That was good. Your kids are the greatest. I found the booger thing funny but Lee just said maybe he is, and then he went back to watching TV. Men...

Shanna said...

That is so funny. I love the Natalie one that is too cute. I can just picture it all. Make sure you write these down in their journals or yours or somewhere.

Sariah said...

Hahahahahahaha!

I'm going to have to use the "And the Lord said GO BACK TO BED" with my kids. Maybe that'll get those boys to stay in bed and go to sleep!! :)

Joanna said...

I laughed at all those, especially the booger one -- reminds me of playing "Telephone" or "Gossip" when you whisper a message down the line.
Anyway - AREN'T YOU IN LABOR YET?

Jennifer said...

That was funny! thanks for sharing. Aren't kids fun? One of our favorites was Olivia when she was two wanting to go swimming and said "i need to get my baby soup on."