I got this as a forward from my preggo sister-in-law Amber and I thought it was pretty true...pregnant or not! It made me smile:)
The Coping diet
This is specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss
Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars (fun size)
Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
2 comments:
That was funny and very true.
Sign me up!!! Now that's a diet I can follow!
Hey can we come play next week? I'll bring the lunch, including that sara lee cheesecake for us to share!
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